Last
time Billionaire Developer/Reality TV Star Donald Trump was featured on TheStrangest Adventures we presented what Donald Trump and other celebrities had
to say about Trump. It’s no secret that
Donald currently tops the Republican polls, though no voting occurs before
February. The schedule is here for the curious. Also it’s no secret that Trump
has made a point of insulting his opponents, his favorite tool to do this is
Twitter, the perfect media for someone with a fourth grade vocabulary, like
Donald Trump. Plus Twitter is free. Whether by Twitter, on TV or in front of
large crowds, his childish taunts and insults have raised a few eyebrows. Here
are just a few notable examples.
ChrisChristie-More about Christie here and here. Trump seems angry that Christie
hugged President Obama.
TedCruz-Trump question’s Ted Cruz’s eligibility to run for president, just more
birtherism from the Donald.
CarlyFiorina-Apparently he likes to rub it in that she got fired.
LindseyGraham-Trump calls Graham an idiot and then gives out Graham’s cell phone
number at a live event.
BobbyJindal- Donald loves to rub it in other candidate’s faces when they don’t poll
well.
John Kasich- Trumps says Kasich was incompetent as
a managing partner of Lehman Brothers.
GeorgePataki-Trump says Pataki was a terrible governor of New York.
RandPaul- Donald declares Rand to be truly weird.
RickPerry- Trump says Rick Perry is so dumb that he should be forced to take an IQ
test. In all fairness Perry was smart enough to quit running for president!
MarcoRubio-Trump says Rubio is the most disloyal guy. And then there was the time
Marco Rubio responded to Obama’s State of the Union speech.
RickSantorum-This time Trump brags that he owns a plane, something Santorum lacks.
There’s more about Rick Santorum here and here.
ScottWalker-Trump says Walker’s Wisconsin is over levered.
Here at The Strangest Adventures, we stand amazed at how
well Trump is currently doing in the polls. He feigned shock when Dr. BenCarson, who seems to be rising in the polls, questioned Trump’s commitment to
Christianity based on Trump’s lack of humility. We could find no comments of
note about Jim Gilmore or Mike Huckabee, they’re seemingly beneath his notice. However
we’d be remiss if we didn’t inform you of the time Donald Trump posted a
graphic of himself that included SS soldiers! Twitter was not kind to him on
that occasion. Today CNN hosts the second Republican Debate, let’s see how
things stand after this one, Trump complained bitterly for weeks about the “unfair
questions” he was asked at the last debate. In the unlikely event that Trump
gets the nomination in 2016 then gets elected as President, it will be the
strangest adventure this USA has ever been on!
Postscript
This graphic is a homage of X-Men #141 which began the "Days of Future Past" storyline, which later was adapted into a movie. There's also a bit of Trump's "Art of the Deal" thrown in for good measure. In case anyone thinks we cheated by not including every candidate, this is what Trump is covering over in the graphic.